form 2006 - do you trust me?

i've finally gotten round to updating the bristol vineyard form pages. check out this year's team (and my new 'do) here.

i also saw my dentist on monday afternoon. apparently there was some tooth decay underneath the filling that fell out, and you can't expect a filling to last if you have decaying foundations. the conversation, hampered slightly by the fact that the entire left side of my face was paralysed by the anaesthetic, went something like this:

dentist: "statistically, the primary cause of tooth decay in people of your age is due to eating lots of sweets."

me: "huh? but I don't eat sweets."

dentist: "well you've got decay under the filling, are you sure you don't eat a lot of sugary snacks?"

me: "um, yes, i don't like sweets that much."

dentist: ...

me: "honestly, i don't!"

dentist: *continues to drill disbelievingly*

me: *drools slightly defensively*

dentist: *finishes procedure* "so lay off those sugary snacks in future, okay?"

me: "#%$@£¢! i don't eat sweets!"